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Random Food Fight

Randomly throw food (or other objects) at each other by posting in comments! Here is an example:

User 1: I throw a trophy at User2.
User2: Ow, User1! That hurt! I throw a Big Mac at User3!
User3: NO! My diet is ruined! I throw a laser cat at User2!

This is basic random training to help beginning randomees become professionals. If you are a professional randomee, please post here and help train newbies of randomness

RULES:
  •  Like I said in "The Random Story", spamming is not the same as being random.
  • There is no limit on randomness.
  • Be nice.
  • Be appropriate.
  • Have fun!

10 comments:

  1. I throw a huge pat on the back at user 1.

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  2. Hi hope2brandom! I'm afraid that you have to specificity state which user you throw it at. For example, you and me are the only users here right now. Therefore, the only person you can throw it at is me (or, if you want to be randomer, you can throw it at yourself).

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  3. aaah, thankee-si. I throw a smile and a wink at admin.

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  4. And now, Hope2b throws a lime koolaid in a Snoopy mug at Admin.

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  5. The smile and wink explode in midair but the lime coolaid in a snoopy mug explodes when it hits me! I throw a slightly rotten grilled strawberry sandwich at hope2brandom while I moonwalk.

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  6. hope2b flings a flying fig at Admin's head and does a pirouette, crashing into the wall and apologizing to the cat she stepped on.

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  7. The cat bites hope2brandom and shoots its laser eyes at the fig so it blows up! I throw the keyboard I'm typing on at hope2brandom

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  8. I smashed a marshmallow onto each of the cat's paws to protect myself from getting scratched and then blocked the keyboard in midair with a huge sneeze that was full of pixie dust and fairy wings as I tangoed across the room to pick up an elephant knick-knack (polishing it lovingly) and launched it at Admin's ankle/shin area.

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  9. While the elephant knick-knack H2B threw at me is soaring towards me, I go back in time and stop that knick-knack from being made, and come back to the futer while bring Tomas Edison as a souvenir. I throw Tomas Edison at H2B.

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  10. I throw a big blob of STUFF at Random Admin.

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