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STORY SO FAR:
Once upon a random there was an elf named Greg. He enjoyed making socks out of leafs. Greg had a wife named Acorn. She liked to lick envelopes and worked at the post office. One day, Acorn found out that she had been fired from the post office on account of her flees getting into love letters! Acorn cried and refused to stop drinking Diet Coke when she got home. Greg couldn't bear to see his wife like this, so he got her a genie that granted three *wishes! Acorn wished for her job back and Greg wished for a bike. They couldn't decide on the last wish, so they wished that they could know who should get the wish. Sadly, the genie said neither of them did and he flew away laughing. But Greg and Acorn didn't care. They were happy with what they had. Acorn sat daydreaming at the post office one afternoon... thinking how amazingly funny and smart her good husband was when he rode around the neighborhood on his new bike with a duck in the basket in the front and a monkey hanging from a pole in the back. He got a flat tire that very day and sang a pirate song while waltzing all the way home - leaving the monkey and duck to fight over his leftover Campbell's soup and soggy crackers. The monkey and duck fought so much over the Campbell's soup and soggy crackers that the food exploded.
*No wishing for more wishes. No wishing for something that can grant you more wishes. No wishing for something that would give you the power to have more than 3 wishes. No bringing people, animals, or things back to life. The Genie has the right to refuse a wish for any reason. No refunds. The Genie is not responsible for any mishap that might be caused by such wishing.
Once upon a random there was an elf named Greg. He enjoyed making socks out of leafs.
ReplyDeleteGreg had a wife named Acorn. She liked to lick envelopes and worked at the post office.
ReplyDeleteOne day, Acorn found out that she had been fired from the post office on account of her flees getting into love letters! Acorn cried and refused to stop drinking Diet Coke when she got home. Greg couldn't bear to see his wife like this, so he got her a genie that granted three *wishes! Acorn wished for her job back and Greg wished for a bike. They couldn't decide on the last wish, so they wished that they could know who should get the wish. Sadly, the genie said neither of them did and he flew away laughing. But Greg and Acorn didn't care. They were happy with what they had.
ReplyDelete*No wishing for more wishes. No wishing for something that can grant you more wishes. No wishing for something that would give you the power to have more than 3 wishes. No bringing people, animals, or things back to life. The Genie has the right to refuse a wish for any reason. No refunds. The Genie is not responsible for any mishap that might be caused by such wishing.
Acorn sat daydreaming at the post office one afternoon... thinking how amazingly funny and smart her good husband was when he rode around the neighborhood on his new bike with a duck in the basket in the front and a monkey hanging from a pole in the back. He got a flat tire that very day and sang a pirate song while waltzing all the way home - leaving the monkey and duck to fight over his leftover Campbell's soup and soggy crackers.
ReplyDeleteThe monkey and duck fought so much over the Campbell's soup and soggy crackers that the food exploded.
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