Everyday I will add a new (and hopefully randomer) Random Story Of The Day (RSOTD). Please enjoy today's RSOTD:
I don't have that much time to talk...I hope they don't hear me. I am sending this message from the year 2055 AD. The world has been taken over by laser-shooting tortoises! My family is in jail as I speak and the tortoises are scanning through the house this very second, searching for me. I would be focusing more time on hiding, but I must get this message out quickly. Steve Jeffery, what ever you do, what ever may happen, NO MATTER WHAT, NEVER buy that tortoise you were going to buy for you and your wife's 4th anniversary gift. Okay? Understood? Good. OH NO! THEY'VE FOUND ME!!! Quick, Steve! Ther--bzz-e--i--s--bzz-som-eth--ing-bzzz---mus-tell--bzzz-ou. I am your so-----bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz----------END OF MESSAGE
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