Random Story Of The Day (#4)

Everyday I will add a new (and hopefully randomer) Random Story Of The Day (RSOTD). Please enjoy today's RSOTD:

Laser cats...okay? That's all I can say. Laser cats. THE END.

Joe...you aren't supposed to be in the RSOTD ever again. And, if you are, at least make it quality work!
Joe: Oh come on! First, you say it's too inappropriate. Then, you say it's not good enough quality. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Seriously, Joe. I can't let you in the RSOTD anymore. It was good the first time you and Bob showed up, but now it's ridiculous.
Joe: Well, get used to it. Because I hacked into the blog! So now I will always be able to get in to the RSOTD whenever I want!
(changes password)
Joe: Hey, man. What are you doing there?
Goodbye, Joe.
Joe: NO!!!
[JOE HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE RSOTD...AGAIN.]
Okay. Now for the REAL RSOTD.
Bob: I refuse to leave!
Do you like waffles?
Bob: Yes I like waffles!
Then go out of the RSOTD and go get some!
Bob: YAY! (runs out of RSOTD)
Heh, heh. Works every time. Now here's the REAL RSOTD:

Jimmy was scared. Floating chalkboards were closing in on him. Jimmy had only one last resort, he had to fire his lazar at the floating chalkboards! He said, "Imma...charging...mah...LAZAR." This scared the chalkboards so they stopped, but were still facing Jimmy. Jimmy knew they were to stupid to run away, so he had to do this. He yelled at the top his lungs, "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR!" and with a loud "BWAGH!!!" the chalkboards exploded into millions of pieces of chalk. Jimmy took a few deep breathes, and he started running home. He couldn't believe he just fired his lazar. How was he going to tell Mom?

I hope you have enjoyed the RSOTD. Don't worry, I'll try and keep Bob and Joe out of the RSOTD from now on.