Random Story Of The Day (#2)

Everyday I will add a new (and hopefully randomer) Random Story Of The Day (RSOTD). Please enjoy today's RSOTD:

Bob: We are very sorry, but due to inconvenience, we were unable to have the RSOTD today. We have tried everything we cou--
Joe: What the heck?
Bob: Oh, I...I, uhhh.
Joe: BOB! GET OUT!
Bob: B-but, I--
Joe: GET OUT OF THE BLOG NOW!
Bob: (murmurs) (slowly goes away)
Joe: There, now I'm sorry about the trouble. Now time for the--
Bob: (runs back into room) GWARGH!!!!!!!!!!
Joe: YOU IGNORANT PERSON!!!!!!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!
Bob: So be it!
Joe uses Pikachu!
Bob uses Squirtle!
Pikachu does thunder bolt for 1,000,000 damage!
Squirtle fainted!
Pikachu says, "I PWNED YOU, LOL!!!!"
Squirtle wakes up and yells at Pikachu!
Pikachu yells at Squirtle!
Squirtle explodes in rage!
Pikachu explodes in shock of Squirtle exploding!
We are sorry for this RSOTD. We know it wasn't that good. But we will try and be better next ti--
Joe: GET OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
What? No way! I'm the author of this!
Joe: Oh yeah? Guess what: I don't care!
Bob: (sniff)
Joe, I think you hurt Bob's feelings. Please apologize to him.
Joe: Only if you let me tell my RSOTD!
No, Joe. I can't let you do that.
Joe: Why?
Because it is obscenely inappropriate on many different levels.
Joe: Then I won't apologize!
Fine! I'll let you post it.
Joe: Thanks! Bob, I'm sorry.
Bob: (sniff) Thanks, I forgive you.
Joe: YES! Now I can tell my RSOTD!
HA! I was never going to let you tell it! Now I will just end the post right here!
Joe: Why, you little--
RSOTD ENDED.

Moral Of The Story: Don't be mean to people or they will be mean to you.