How to make your family/friends random!

Do you have a boring family/friend? Here is the guide to make them random!

Step 1: First, carefully consider this: are you a random person? If you are known for being serious, do not attempt this. For it will only creep your family/friends out and make them more serious. If you are known to be serious, you should slowly build up randomness. At first, do a small random act of randomness every other day for a week. Next, do one small act of randomness every day for a week. Then, do two or three small acts of randomness every day for a week. After that, do one normal act of randomness every day for a week. You are almost done with this process. Now you have to do two or three normal acts of randomness every day for a week. Finally, you are a random person.

Step 2: Make secret random codes with your family/friends. A few basic ones are "Imma firin mah lazar", "Doctor Octogonapus, BWAGH!!!!", and finally "Do you like waffles?".

Step 3: If your friends and family are too serious, say "Why are you so serious all the time?" and stuff like that every few days. This will intimidate them and encourage them to be random. Don't be mean about it, though.

Step 4: At this point, your friends and family should be random. You can now have them help make even MORE people random! You have created a chain reaction of randomness! Congratulations!

Step 5 (optional): If your friends are now official randomees, they should see this blog. It will make them have the urge to make even more people random, which I have just made you have the urge to do! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I hope this has helped!

Have a random day!