Random Story Of The Day (#3)

Everyday I will add a new (and hopefully randomer) Random Story Of The Day (RSOTD). Please enjoy today's RSOTD:

Joe: We are sorry, but due to unforseen circumstances, we must replace the RSOTD with a song. We tried everything we could but--
Joe, not this again
Joe: Oh come on!
Only if you let me preview it this time.
Joe: Fine. (hands author the lyrics)
(reads lyrics) Oh my...Joe. I think you need to see a doctor.
Joe: No way! I'm completely healthy!
Joe, seriously. This song is even more disturbing than the other RSOTD you tried to submit. I don't want this whole RSOTD to be just another debate like last time, so I'm going to have to remove you from the RSOTD forever. I will accept Bob's entry instead. Goodbye.
Joe: Oh, what the--
[JOE HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE RSOTD]
There. Bob, you may now tell your story.
Bob: Thanks, man! Okay, here it is:

Once upon a time there was a unicorn named Frank. It always soared through the skies like an elf. One day, Frank exploded. Frank's explosion imploded and Frank was now a fairy! Frank magically turned into a sparkly mist and from that day on frogs have used the magic mist to breath underwater.

Brilliant, Bob! I would go as far to say that that is the most random story in this blog!
Bob: Thanks.
The only problem I noticed was it was a little short. But this conversation should make up for it.
Bob: Yeah. I'll work on that.
Oh! Bob, something else I have to tell you: this will be the last time you and Joe will be in an RSOTD. Sorry man.
Bob: No need for apologies necessary. I completely understand.
Thanks! I've gotta end the RSOTD now, bye.
Bob: 'K. See ya.
END OF RSOTD.