Friday, April 2, 2010
Friday, February 19, 2010
We are sorry...AGAIN.
We haven't posted in days! What is wrong with us? I don't know. But I do know a few things: we are going to need to change a few things if we want this blog to work out. Here are the changes that I will be making ASAP:
Have a random day!
- The RSOTD will now be the Random Story Of The Week (RSOTW).
- I will have to get more people who are allowed to post posts.
- Me and my team (that I will create soon) will try to post as much as we can.
Have a random day!
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Random Story Of The Day (#4)
Everyday I will add a new (and hopefully randomer) Random Story Of The Day (RSOTD). Please enjoy today's RSOTD:
Laser cats...okay? That's all I can say. Laser cats. THE END.
Joe...you aren't supposed to be in the RSOTD ever again. And, if you are, at least make it quality work!
Joe: Oh come on! First, you say it's too inappropriate. Then, you say it's not good enough quality. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Seriously, Joe. I can't let you in the RSOTD anymore. It was good the first time you and Bob showed up, but now it's ridiculous.
Joe: Well, get used to it. Because I hacked into the blog! So now I will always be able to get in to the RSOTD whenever I want!
(changes password)
Joe: Hey, man. What are you doing there?
Goodbye, Joe.
Joe: NO!!!
[JOE HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE RSOTD...AGAIN.]
Okay. Now for the REAL RSOTD.
Bob: I refuse to leave!
Do you like waffles?
Bob: Yes I like waffles!
Then go out of the RSOTD and go get some!
Bob: YAY! (runs out of RSOTD)
Heh, heh. Works every time. Now here's the REAL RSOTD:
Jimmy was scared. Floating chalkboards were closing in on him. Jimmy had only one last resort, he had to fire his lazar at the floating chalkboards! He said, "Imma...charging...mah...LAZAR." This scared the chalkboards so they stopped, but were still facing Jimmy. Jimmy knew they were to stupid to run away, so he had to do this. He yelled at the top his lungs, "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR!" and with a loud "BWAGH!!!" the chalkboards exploded into millions of pieces of chalk. Jimmy took a few deep breathes, and he started running home. He couldn't believe he just fired his lazar. How was he going to tell Mom?
I hope you have enjoyed the RSOTD. Don't worry, I'll try and keep Bob and Joe out of the RSOTD from now on.
Laser cats...okay? That's all I can say. Laser cats. THE END.
Joe...you aren't supposed to be in the RSOTD ever again. And, if you are, at least make it quality work!
Joe: Oh come on! First, you say it's too inappropriate. Then, you say it's not good enough quality. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Seriously, Joe. I can't let you in the RSOTD anymore. It was good the first time you and Bob showed up, but now it's ridiculous.
Joe: Well, get used to it. Because I hacked into the blog! So now I will always be able to get in to the RSOTD whenever I want!
(changes password)
Joe: Hey, man. What are you doing there?
Goodbye, Joe.
Joe: NO!!!
[JOE HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE RSOTD...AGAIN.]
Okay. Now for the REAL RSOTD.
Bob: I refuse to leave!
Do you like waffles?
Bob: Yes I like waffles!
Then go out of the RSOTD and go get some!
Bob: YAY! (runs out of RSOTD)
Heh, heh. Works every time. Now here's the REAL RSOTD:
Jimmy was scared. Floating chalkboards were closing in on him. Jimmy had only one last resort, he had to fire his lazar at the floating chalkboards! He said, "Imma...charging...mah...LAZAR." This scared the chalkboards so they stopped, but were still facing Jimmy. Jimmy knew they were to stupid to run away, so he had to do this. He yelled at the top his lungs, "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR!" and with a loud "BWAGH!!!" the chalkboards exploded into millions of pieces of chalk. Jimmy took a few deep breathes, and he started running home. He couldn't believe he just fired his lazar. How was he going to tell Mom?
I hope you have enjoyed the RSOTD. Don't worry, I'll try and keep Bob and Joe out of the RSOTD from now on.
Sorry!
As some of you may have noticed, yesterday we didn't have the RSOTD! Also, we didn't post at all! I hope you can forgive us.
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Random Story Of The Day (#3)
Everyday I will add a new (and hopefully randomer) Random Story Of The Day (RSOTD). Please enjoy today's RSOTD:
Joe: We are sorry, but due to unforseen circumstances, we must replace the RSOTD with a song. We tried everything we could but--
Joe, not this again
Joe: Oh come on!
Only if you let me preview it this time.
Joe: Fine. (hands author the lyrics)
(reads lyrics) Oh my...Joe. I think you need to see a doctor.
Joe: No way! I'm completely healthy!
Joe, seriously. This song is even more disturbing than the other RSOTD you tried to submit. I don't want this whole RSOTD to be just another debate like last time, so I'm going to have to remove you from the RSOTD forever. I will accept Bob's entry instead. Goodbye.
Joe: Oh, what the--
[JOE HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE RSOTD]
There. Bob, you may now tell your story.
Bob: Thanks, man! Okay, here it is:
Once upon a time there was a unicorn named Frank. It always soared through the skies like an elf. One day, Frank exploded. Frank's explosion imploded and Frank was now a fairy! Frank magically turned into a sparkly mist and from that day on frogs have used the magic mist to breath underwater.
Brilliant, Bob! I would go as far to say that that is the most random story in this blog!
Bob: Thanks.
The only problem I noticed was it was a little short. But this conversation should make up for it.
Bob: Yeah. I'll work on that.
Oh! Bob, something else I have to tell you: this will be the last time you and Joe will be in an RSOTD. Sorry man.
Bob: No need for apologies necessary. I completely understand.
Thanks! I've gotta end the RSOTD now, bye.
Bob: 'K. See ya.
END OF RSOTD.
Joe: We are sorry, but due to unforseen circumstances, we must replace the RSOTD with a song. We tried everything we could but--
Joe, not this again
Joe: Oh come on!
Only if you let me preview it this time.
Joe: Fine. (hands author the lyrics)
(reads lyrics) Oh my...Joe. I think you need to see a doctor.
Joe: No way! I'm completely healthy!
Joe, seriously. This song is even more disturbing than the other RSOTD you tried to submit. I don't want this whole RSOTD to be just another debate like last time, so I'm going to have to remove you from the RSOTD forever. I will accept Bob's entry instead. Goodbye.
Joe: Oh, what the--
[JOE HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE RSOTD]
There. Bob, you may now tell your story.
Bob: Thanks, man! Okay, here it is:
Once upon a time there was a unicorn named Frank. It always soared through the skies like an elf. One day, Frank exploded. Frank's explosion imploded and Frank was now a fairy! Frank magically turned into a sparkly mist and from that day on frogs have used the magic mist to breath underwater.
Brilliant, Bob! I would go as far to say that that is the most random story in this blog!
Bob: Thanks.
The only problem I noticed was it was a little short. But this conversation should make up for it.
Bob: Yeah. I'll work on that.
Oh! Bob, something else I have to tell you: this will be the last time you and Joe will be in an RSOTD. Sorry man.
Bob: No need for apologies necessary. I completely understand.
Thanks! I've gotta end the RSOTD now, bye.
Bob: 'K. See ya.
END OF RSOTD.
How to make your family/friends random!
Do you have a boring family/friend? Here is the guide to make them random!
Step 1: First, carefully consider this: are you a random person? If you are known for being serious, do not attempt this. For it will only creep your family/friends out and make them more serious. If you are known to be serious, you should slowly build up randomness. At first, do a small random act of randomness every other day for a week. Next, do one small act of randomness every day for a week. Then, do two or three small acts of randomness every day for a week. After that, do one normal act of randomness every day for a week. You are almost done with this process. Now you have to do two or three normal acts of randomness every day for a week. Finally, you are a random person.
Step 2: Make secret random codes with your family/friends. A few basic ones are "Imma firin mah lazar", "Doctor Octogonapus, BWAGH!!!!", and finally "Do you like waffles?".
Step 3: If your friends and family are too serious, say "Why are you so serious all the time?" and stuff like that every few days. This will intimidate them and encourage them to be random. Don't be mean about it, though.
Step 4: At this point, your friends and family should be random. You can now have them help make even MORE people random! You have created a chain reaction of randomness! Congratulations!
Step 5 (optional): If your friends are now official randomees, they should see this blog. It will make them have the urge to make even more people random, which I have just made you have the urge to do! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I hope this has helped!
Have a random day!
Step 1: First, carefully consider this: are you a random person? If you are known for being serious, do not attempt this. For it will only creep your family/friends out and make them more serious. If you are known to be serious, you should slowly build up randomness. At first, do a small random act of randomness every other day for a week. Next, do one small act of randomness every day for a week. Then, do two or three small acts of randomness every day for a week. After that, do one normal act of randomness every day for a week. You are almost done with this process. Now you have to do two or three normal acts of randomness every day for a week. Finally, you are a random person.
Step 2: Make secret random codes with your family/friends. A few basic ones are "Imma firin mah lazar", "Doctor Octogonapus, BWAGH!!!!", and finally "Do you like waffles?".
Step 3: If your friends and family are too serious, say "Why are you so serious all the time?" and stuff like that every few days. This will intimidate them and encourage them to be random. Don't be mean about it, though.
Step 4: At this point, your friends and family should be random. You can now have them help make even MORE people random! You have created a chain reaction of randomness! Congratulations!
Step 5 (optional): If your friends are now official randomees, they should see this blog. It will make them have the urge to make even more people random, which I have just made you have the urge to do! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I hope this has helped!
Have a random day!
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Random Story Of The Day (#2)
Everyday I will add a new (and hopefully randomer) Random Story Of The Day (RSOTD). Please enjoy today's RSOTD:
Bob: We are very sorry, but due to inconvenience, we were unable to have the RSOTD today. We have tried everything we cou--
Joe: What the heck?
Bob: Oh, I...I, uhhh.
Joe: BOB! GET OUT!
Bob: B-but, I--
Joe: GET OUT OF THE BLOG NOW!
Bob: (murmurs) (slowly goes away)
Joe: There, now I'm sorry about the trouble. Now time for the--
Bob: (runs back into room) GWARGH!!!!!!!!!!
Joe: YOU IGNORANT PERSON!!!!!!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!
Bob: So be it!
Joe uses Pikachu!
Bob uses Squirtle!
Pikachu does thunder bolt for 1,000,000 damage!
Squirtle fainted!
Pikachu says, "I PWNED YOU, LOL!!!!"
Squirtle wakes up and yells at Pikachu!
Pikachu yells at Squirtle!
Squirtle explodes in rage!
Pikachu explodes in shock of Squirtle exploding!
We are sorry for this RSOTD. We know it wasn't that good. But we will try and be better next ti--
Joe: GET OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
What? No way! I'm the author of this!
Joe: Oh yeah? Guess what: I don't care!
Bob: (sniff)
Joe, I think you hurt Bob's feelings. Please apologize to him.
Joe: Only if you let me tell my RSOTD!
No, Joe. I can't let you do that.
Joe: Why?
Because it is obscenely inappropriate on many different levels.
Joe: Then I won't apologize!
Fine! I'll let you post it.
Joe: Thanks! Bob, I'm sorry.
Bob: (sniff) Thanks, I forgive you.
Joe: YES! Now I can tell my RSOTD!
HA! I was never going to let you tell it! Now I will just end the post right here!
Joe: Why, you little--
RSOTD ENDED.
Moral Of The Story: Don't be mean to people or they will be mean to you.
Bob: We are very sorry, but due to inconvenience, we were unable to have the RSOTD today. We have tried everything we cou--
Joe: What the heck?
Bob: Oh, I...I, uhhh.
Joe: BOB! GET OUT!
Bob: B-but, I--
Joe: GET OUT OF THE BLOG NOW!
Bob: (murmurs) (slowly goes away)
Joe: There, now I'm sorry about the trouble. Now time for the--
Bob: (runs back into room) GWARGH!!!!!!!!!!
Joe: YOU IGNORANT PERSON!!!!!!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!
Bob: So be it!
Joe uses Pikachu!
Bob uses Squirtle!
Pikachu does thunder bolt for 1,000,000 damage!
Squirtle fainted!
Pikachu says, "I PWNED YOU, LOL!!!!"
Squirtle wakes up and yells at Pikachu!
Pikachu yells at Squirtle!
Squirtle explodes in rage!
Pikachu explodes in shock of Squirtle exploding!
We are sorry for this RSOTD. We know it wasn't that good. But we will try and be better next ti--
Joe: GET OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
What? No way! I'm the author of this!
Joe: Oh yeah? Guess what: I don't care!
Bob: (sniff)
Joe, I think you hurt Bob's feelings. Please apologize to him.
Joe: Only if you let me tell my RSOTD!
No, Joe. I can't let you do that.
Joe: Why?
Because it is obscenely inappropriate on many different levels.
Joe: Then I won't apologize!
Fine! I'll let you post it.
Joe: Thanks! Bob, I'm sorry.
Bob: (sniff) Thanks, I forgive you.
Joe: YES! Now I can tell my RSOTD!
HA! I was never going to let you tell it! Now I will just end the post right here!
Joe: Why, you little--
RSOTD ENDED.
Moral Of The Story: Don't be mean to people or they will be mean to you.
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